Tuesday, February 8, 2011
I Love Me Some Blonde Jokes
Blonde jokes crack me up. And as long as they are tasteful, ie not sexually suggestive, contain bad language, send me some, OK?
Here is my current favorite blonde joke...
Blind man is escorted into a ladies bar. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender if he can tell a blonde joke.
Bartender: "Well, before you tell your joke, I think you should know that I am blonde and I have a large bat behind the counter."
Man: "OK, anything else?"
Bartender: "Yeah, the lady sitting to your right is blonde and she is a truck driver. The lady to your left is blonde and she is a professional wrestler. And the two ladies who helped you to the bar are blonde and they are our bouncers."
Man: "OK."
Bartender: "So, do you still want to tell your joke?"
Man pauses and thinks about the information he has just learned and then responds
"No. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times."
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2 comments:
How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out on the monitor ....
I'm not sure that one holds up - too many kids may not know what white out is!
Maybe this is why Katelyn is now a "brownhead" - remember when she would use that term in her blonde jokes?
Remember when we referred to your brother as "the darkest blond we ever knew?" Apparently he still is from time to time but it hasn't seemed to slow him down-
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