The Victim
Sometime during the night of December 20th, my evening sleepwear, which included warm,fuzzy socks , polar fleece pants, and a long-john top conspired with static electricty to put to death the innocent alarm clock. They carried out their devious plan on the morning of December 21st when I touched the snooze button. The clock is absolutely, certifiably, undeniably...DEAD.
Unfortunately, until warmer weather returns, the perpetrators will not be punished. Warmer weather will allow them to be placed in solitary confinement for at least a few months.
3 comments:
Perhaps it wanted a vacation, too...
Perhaps you should leave your furnace turned a little higher at night, or at least get yourself an electric blanket.
Nate
The clock or the blog?
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