"The Brown's" Might Be Our New Name

Me: "Just one lonely piece of mail?"

Carson: "Yep. It's a reminder that our warranty on our washer and dryer is going to run out soon."

Me: "Not even one Christmas card?"

Carson: "Nope. I guess we'll have to change our name to Brown....you know, like Charlie Brown. He checks the mail every day and never gets a card."